If I Were on Twitter…

…I would tell you that I am getting lunch now.

See? Is your life incomplete because you don’t know that? No! Do I add in any worthwhile way to the world of tweets by my presence among them? I don’t think so. This exile is becoming so very humbling.


  1. If I were on Twitter, I’d tweet right now that the writer at the desk next to me is snoring LOUDLY and it’s making me feel very productive!

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