What scares you? That’s the question I asked YA authors for this blog series. Stay tuned for interviews and guest posts as authors visit and reveal their frightening—even surprising—fears.
Today’s guest author is Brenna Yovanoff, author of The Replacement and The Space Between. Her new novel, Paper Valentine, comes out this January. (And be sure to enter the giveaway to win a signed ARC of Paper Valentine!)
What scares Brenna? Read my interview to find out.
Q&A WITH BRENNA YOVANOFF
Okay, so when I was six, I saw an actual horror movie in an actual theater for the first time, and it was terrible. But I didn’t know that. I thought it was good, and also that this was what movies should be like, and also that I wanted to see a million-billion more.
However, unbeknownst to me, my parents had expected the movie to be radically different from what it was and didn’t take me to see any more horror movies for a very long time. So I mostly had to content myself with writing incomprehensible ghost stories and drawing pictures of giant Godzilla-esque dinosaurs wrecking cities. Which is to say, I’m probably not going to be able to respond to this question in a satisfactory way, because the answer is basically, “I don’t know, I was a pretty weird child.” Which seems incomplete. (Also, the movie was House. You’ve probably never heard of it, and that’s okay. It is aggressively not one of those necessary horror classics. No one needs to see it.)
Q: If you were spending the night all alone in a creaky old cabin in the middle of the woods, what book or movie would you absolutely refuse to take with you because it would frighten you down to your bones? Why does it scare you so much?
Oh, I know this one! Pet Sematary by Stephen King. Also, I would refuse to take it with me to the opera, a dentist’s office, and an ice-cream parlor. The only safe place to read this book is snug in bed with the blankets pulled up and the lamp on and the cat clutched tight for safety. Which I do. Repeatedly. Because I am a sucker for whatever is the most upsetting thing. (It’s very scary, because there are zombie animals and people and they hate you and want to eat you. Also, you brought them on yourself.)
Q: What is the most terrifying place you’ve ever set foot in, in real life? Has it ever found its way—disguised or otherwise—into one of your novels?
This is going to sound like an absolute cop-out, and I promise you it’s NOT—it is one hundred percent true. The actual most terrifying place I’ve ever, ever set foot in was high school. Where I went one grim and disorienting day after having been homeschooled for my entire life.
Also, as with most awkward and unpleasant things, I immediately became obsessed with it and took copious notes, and now high school regularly finds its way into my books, my short stories, my conversations, and roughly half the content on my blog.
Also, when I was 14, I went to a cadaver lab and it did nothing to prepare me for high school. Because you’d think the cadaver lab would be scary, but it was actually incredibly spacious and brightly lit and clinical. It was essentially the Ikea of cadaver labs.
Q: If a scene from your deepest nightmares came to vivid life, where would you be transported, what would be crawling all over your body, and what disturbing sight would be staring at you when you opened your eyes? (Or is it even worse than I could prompt you here?)
Okay, this is a little bit of a weird situation. My scariest dreams revolve around a cavern so huge that the ceiling is completely lost in darkness. There’s a big stone floor with a vaguely circular pit in the middle that is too dark to see into, but I know without question that it goes down and down forever.
Also, nothing scary ever happens in this dream. It is just abjectly terrifying by itself, without any kind of violence, threat, or coherent storyline. Similar to if I told you that my scariest dream was about a toaster. And you would say, “But it’s totally one of those vicious, carnivorous toasters, right?” And I would say, “No, it’s just sitting there. But it’s really scary, though.” It’s like that.
Q: Back when you were five years old, what would have been the most mind-numbingly terrifying thing to discover hiding under your bed at night? Part two, same question, only how about now, under your bed… tonight?
I already know that I’m not going to be able to adequately explain this, but when I was little, I was deathly afraid of things without faces and more specifically, without eyes. The idea that someone could just be rambling around out there without the benefit of features (because that’s what I really mean when I say no faces—in order to be scary, there still had to be a place where a face should be) was unspeakably horrific.
Also, I’m pretty sure that I can pinpoint the exact source of this phobia, because once as a child, I watched an entire miniseries on the Civil War and at one point there was this guy, and he had a prophetic dream that the Gregory Peck version of Abraham Lincoln was lying in a boat with coins over his eyes. Which was unequivocally the most upsetting thing I had ever, ever seen. You may think I’m joking, but I’m so not joking. (Also, I think it would be pretty upsetting to find coin-eyed zombie-boat Abe Lincoln under my bed, even as an adult.)
Q: Your friends have convinced you to play the Ouija board with them. But as soon as your fingers touch the planchette, it whips away and moves on its own to spell out the scariest thing you could imagine, shooting you through with terror. What did the Ouija board just communicate to you?
The words: Twenty-seven flowers. I don’t have to justify this to you. It’s between me and the spirits.
Q: Have you ever scared yourself with something you’ve written?
While I don’t think I can honestly say that I’ve ever actually scared myself, I have occasionally written things that are so viscerally gross I almost can’t stand it. That’s usually how I know how to dial it back down a little, because if it’s so gross that it gives me a skin-crawly feeling, then 99.9% of all people ever are going to find it completely repellant and slam the book shut. And I don’t want that. I want them to briefly consider it, and then muster their courage and press on!
Thank you so much for letting me interview you about your fears, Brenna! Readers: Be sure to enter for a chance to win an ARC of Paper Valentine (scroll down for giveaway details).
Brenna Yovanoff was raised in a barn, a tent, and a tepee, and was homeschooled until high school. She spent her formative years in Arkansas, in a town heavily populated by snakes, where sometimes they would drop turkeys out of the sky. When she was five, she moved to Colorado, where it snows on a regular basis but never snows turkeys. She holds an MFA in fiction from Colorado State University and is the New York Times bestselling author of The Replacement and The Space Between. Her next novel is called Paper Valentine and comes out in January of 2013. She currently lives in Denver with her husband.
Visit her online at www.brennayovanoff.com.
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Come back tomorrow for more in the What Scares You? series… The next author to share fears with us is: Daniel Marks, author of Velveteen!
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